AKA "How to seduce a Goth Princess when you're an awful frog or just a vampiric old varlet"
AKA "How to seduce a Goth Princess when you're an awful frog or just a vampiric old varlet"
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This is a new kind of goth site.
You all know the "gothic girl of the week", "gothic vampire of the week",
"gothic lesbian of the week", "gothic Barbie of the week" etc...And what
do you find there ? Just a girl. A beautiful girl, maybe. Sometimes even
a goddess. And you men always ask yourselves, "but how could she ever
be my girlfriend ? I love her but she's too good for me. I'm not Austin
Powers!" Then you open a can of beer, looking deeply at the cold screen,
and you start burping with desperate tears in your eyes. And every week
it's the same. And you girls ? Aren't you tired hearing your boyfriend
burp and saying deeply "Oh my Goth, she's gorgeous this week..." ?
So we have something new for both of you. Every month we'll invite a Goth Princess here. And reveal what we would do to try and seduce her. Of course we're not able to charm her every time. But we'll try! And always with an awesome and desperate plan. So all you guys, maybe you'll find some insane ideas here to inspire you. And you, beautiful gothy girls, expect all the men to really try to seduce you in a different way from now on, not just buy you a drink = =:-( |
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Ze Naughty grrrlz
who tried to seduce us |
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