How to seduce a goth princess : ze naughty form

AKA "How to seduce a goth princess when you're an awful frog or just a vampiric old varlet"

Ze Naughty form. Princesses who want to be seduced by Varney or Froggy should apply here.
Please fill in the form even if you don't want to be chosen as a Gothic Princess - for fun and for our statistics! Thanks. So here it is : )

What's your name ?
Where do you live ?
Are you :
Are you a :
Which of these describes you best ?
Do you prefer to be picked up by :
Which of these comes closest to your idea of the perfect male? (multiple choices allowed) :
Would your ideal date have :
Do you like a guy to have :
Would you like your ideal date to :
Do you like a guy to :
Do you prefer a guy who's (multiple choices allowed) :
Do you prefer a guy who wears :
Would you prefer a guy to give you :
You could only ever kiss a guy who has :
You prefer a guy who offers you :
What you most look for in a relationship is :
Do you prefer to be seduced :
You meet a guy you like, you go with him back to :
You prefer to have sex with a guy :
The kind of sex you like best is :
You only get down on your knees to :
After sex you like to :
If you let Varney seduce you, would he (multiple choices allowed) :
If you let Froggy seduce you, would he (multiple choices allowed) :
Anything more to tell us, sweetheart ?
Now your email address, princess :
Please confirm your email address, honey :
Where can we find a pic of you, love (*) :
Did you think this form was :
Yes, I'd like to be a Gothic Princess!
No, I just filled this in to frustrate you!

If you don't have a web site, please email your pic(s) to Froggy or Varney
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