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November's Goth Princess Froggy  wants to seduce : Carmilla
Her form and my opinion


----------------------------------WHAT DID SHE ANSWERED?-----------------------------
Name : Carmilla
Yes, I'd like to be a Gothic Princess!
Where do you live? : Europe
You are : 25-35
You are a : perky goth
Which of these describes you best? girl from Mars
You prefer to be picked up by : a guy your age
Which of these comes closest to your idea of the perfect male? : Tim Burton
Would your ideal date have : very long hair
Do you like a guy to have : no tattoos
Would you like your ideal date to : be skinny
Do you like a guy to : have a piercing
Do you prefer a guy who's : creative
Do you prefer a guy who wears : nothing
Would you prefer a guy to give you : a cigarette
You could only ever kiss a guy who has : black lipstick
You prefer a guy who offers you : a drink
What you most look for in a relationship is : toe-curling sex
Do you prefer to be seduced : on the dance floor
You meet a guy you like, you go with him back to : a cemetery
You prefer to have sex with a guy : on the second date
The kind of sex you like best is : new to this planet
You only get down on your knees to : give head
After sex you like to : do it again

If you let Varney seduce you, would he : cry with gratitude
If you let Froggy seduce you, would he : dance the French can-can

Anything more to tell us, sweetheart ? : I have a web site, where you can find pictures of me http://www.dracinabox.com .I am writing this partly of course due to an intolerably high level of vanity (of course) and partly to promote my web site. I also have an enormous crush on froggy of course.
Did you think this form was : sexist

------------------------------------- FROGGY SAYS: -----------------------------------------Well, you are physically perfect (but all princesses here are!) I choose you, lovely Carmilla, for the following:
- You seem to be very gothic
- You're from Mars, and that's a planet i really want to visit (hope you'll invite me soon ;o)
- I dance the French can-can very well (especially with my bunny panties)
And the most important thing, you do not lie :
I trust you when you say "I am writing this partly due to an intolerably high level of vanity".
I trust you whan you say "I am writing this partly to promote my web site".
And of course i trust you when you say "I also have an enormous crush on Froggy, of course" (but who does NOT have a crush on me???)
((Hollywood Hogan, *unfortunately* - Varney ;o))

And at last a goth shop with men's clothing too! I will be irresistible in one of your coats ;o)
SEE YOU AT 'MYTH' (Dec 5th) BABE!

So, Carmilla, if you want to tell me something more you can do it here.
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